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Thu Nov 7, 2002, 9:24 PM
ok.. I found her, what now? somehow i didn't think someone so wonderful would put me in such a situation where I would actually have to come up with a "what next" hmm..


I'm in search for a:

muse

with

green eyes
red hair
fair skin
cute stomach (ie. firm but supple)
an accent (irish preferably but others are accepted)
a good sense of humor
a healthy sex drive (but..
set of morals
an intoxicating scent
a melodic voice

that is

well versed
analytical
fun
funny
spiritual (preferably Catholic)
tantilizing to all of my senses
courageous (eg. willing to try things at least once)
elegant (but..
able to be sloppily comfortable when need be
clever
romantic
sweet
philosophical
interesting
a lass (girl)
attracted to guys that look and act like me

good hours, good pay (my heart) good benefits (lavish gifts, both in goods and services), lifetime career oppertunities

APPLY WITHIN

!if you fullfill 2 or more of those criteria, do let me know...
23 Comments

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!kitten-lyttle Nov 12, 2002, 5:32:29 PM
why settle for just 2 of those criteria.... go for them all
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~r00 Nov 13, 2002, 12:36:52 PM
I found them all, just... can't have her I spose.. .roo.
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~mrow Nov 13, 2002, 2:46:11 PM
thats a lot requirements, but I guess its good that you know what you want in a mate... Although, sometimes there are certain things you can't describe that are just there between two people...somethings you can't put on a 'list'
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~r00 Nov 13, 2002, 7:51:03 PM
ya, it was made totally on a lark, and as I said... I never actually expected anyone to honestly fulfill them all ..and more .roo.
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~justmelee Nov 23, 2002, 6:23:06 PM
Why can't you have her?
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~napalm64 Dec 5, 2002, 12:24:36 PM
I have a good sense of humor, and if i dont shower for a bit people say i have an intoxitating scent... Can i appl y? Unfortunatly im actually still male at teh moment, but who knows what the futre holds heh *nudges* heh *nudges* ok ill go now. My list is shorter than yours by far its basically, someone i enjoying being with and a cute nose yup :) heheee
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~r00 Dec 6, 2002, 10:32:20 PM
hehe, thanks for the consideration bud. and ya, most of the list is just kind of on whim and things that I've (literally) dreampt about and what not but you make a good point, noses are a lot more important than most people give them credit.. : ponders : "cute nose.. cute nose.. hmm" thanks for stoppin by .roo.
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~hapa-haole Mar 7, 2003, 3:57:24 PM
wow! the first guy i've ever known who doesn't have huge breasts, long legs,and easy lay on the top of their list! lol. go you! good luck finding her ^_^
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